Tuncidjensinban is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical cobra.

Tuncidjensinban created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tuncidjensinban, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tuncidjensinban, he will turn you into a goat.

Tuncidjensinban's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tuncidjensinban's Holy Commandments

1. Tuncidjensinban loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.