Rowcingun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind penguin.

Rowcingun created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowcingun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rowcingun, she will turn you into a plant.

Rowcingun's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rowcingun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear ear rings.