Dabgepten is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful wyrm.

Dabgepten created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgepten, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dabgepten, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dabgepten's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dabgepten's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.