Xenwonflow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, proud armadillo.

Xenwonflow created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenwonflow, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xenwonflow, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Xenwonflow's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Xenwonflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always obey Xenwonflow's priests.

5. Do not cook food in pots.