Ceppinliphak is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, kind squid.

Ceppinliphak created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Ceppinliphak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ceppinliphak, he will turn you into a plant.

Ceppinliphak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ceppinliphak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must love Ceppinliphak.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Ceppinliphak on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Respect your elders.