Xenpadarf is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, humane dryad.

Xenpadarf created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenpadarf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xenpadarf, it will make you grow a tail.

Xenpadarf's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Xenpadarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.