Stragcubkadbot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful fly.

Stragcubkadbot created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragcubkadbot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stragcubkadbot, he will think nothing of it.

Stragcubkadbot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Stragcubkadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away if six great tits approach from the east.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.