Hankomcab Mabbogfebfemjadflis Bankomkar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident monkey.

Hankomcab Mabbogfebfemjadflis Bankomkar created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hankomcab Mabbogfebfemjadflis Bankomkar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hankomcab Mabbogfebfemjadflis Bankomkar, she will ignore you.

Hankomcab Mabbogfebfemjadflis Bankomkar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hankomcab Mabbogfebfemjadflis Bankomkar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the south.

2. Never feed apples to dogs while wearing red kilts.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.