Sterstanrensisnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sterstanrensisnurl created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterstanrensisnurl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sterstanrensisnurl, it will destroy your home planet.

Sterstanrensisnurl's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sterstanrensisnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.