Betgunmob is a god.
She takes the form of a large, happy
skunk.
Betgunmob created silver eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Betgunmob, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Betgunmob, she will torture you forever.
Betgunmob's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Betgunmob's Holy Commandments1. Never write about amino acids.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Feed all hungry snails.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.