Betgunmob is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy skunk.

Betgunmob created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Betgunmob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Betgunmob, she will torture you forever.

Betgunmob's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Betgunmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.