Dogvindut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humane snail.

Dogvindut created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogvindut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogvindut, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dogvindut's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dogvindut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Never look at comets.