Jingedtad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate manatee.

Jingedtad created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jingedtad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jingedtad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jingedtad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Jingedtad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six birds approach from the east.

2. Jingedtad loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Run away from cyan pigs, for they are unholy.