Bossmilwik is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil mouse.

Bossmilwik created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossmilwik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bossmilwik, she will turn you into a goat.

Bossmilwik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bossmilwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Run away from pink turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat grapes.