Sagdimjenjat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous slug.

Sagdimjenjat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagdimjenjat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sagdimjenjat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sagdimjenjat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sagdimjenjat's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed gooseberries to porpoises while wearing orange shorts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never write about amino acids.