Fabtailgof Fumwignurt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humane clam.

Fabtailgof Fumwignurt created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabtailgof Fumwignurt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fabtailgof Fumwignurt, he will turn you into a tree.

Fabtailgof Fumwignurt's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fabtailgof Fumwignurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Never write about comets.

5. You must pray to Fabtailgof Fumwignurt four times a day.