Cebfotsis is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident grasshopper.

Cebfotsis created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfotsis, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cebfotsis, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cebfotsis' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cebfotsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Cebfotsis loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.