Funbedyak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive armadillo.

Funbedyak created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funbedyak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Funbedyak, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Funbedyak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Funbedyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never mention cats.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Always look after injured pigs.