Rannegrap Cebdaggum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic penguin.

Rannegrap Cebdaggum created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Rannegrap Cebdaggum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rannegrap Cebdaggum, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rannegrap Cebdaggum's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rannegrap Cebdaggum's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rannegrap Cebdaggum.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rannegrap Cebdaggum.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never jump near mites.

5. Rannegrap Cebdaggum loves pigs, so they must be respected.