Gilgungam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring hyena.

Gilgungam created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilgungam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gilgungam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gilgungam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gilgungam's Holy Commandments

1. Gilgungam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Fast once a month.