Nanvedpog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid dryad.

Nanvedpog created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Nanvedpog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nanvedpog, he will turn you into a worm.

Nanvedpog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nanvedpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never talk about cell theory.