Fubwadbest is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent hare.

Fubwadbest created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubwadbest, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubwadbest, he will turn you into a snail.

Fubwadbest's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fubwadbest's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fubwadbest on top of all buildings.

2. Never run near swans.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.