Fodvoncem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, conceited fly.

Fodvoncem created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fodvoncem, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fodvoncem, it will not invite you to parties.

Fodvoncem's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fodvoncem's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.