Tiglenhon is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful swallow.

Tiglenhon created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tiglenhon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tiglenhon, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tiglenhon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tiglenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.