Arfvadrap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, caring jaguar.

Arfvadrap created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Arfvadrap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arfvadrap, he will be mildly annoyed.

Arfvadrap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Arfvadrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never mention dolphins.