Bafmetnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful spider.

Bafmetnurl created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bafmetnurl, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bafmetnurl, she will not invite you to parties.

Bafmetnurl's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bafmetnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bafmetnurl on top of all buildings.