Betvingid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable hedgehog.

Betvingid created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Betvingid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Betvingid, he will ignore you.

Betvingid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Betvingid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Betvingid's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink alcohol.