Biss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong lion.

Biss created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Biss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Biss, he will jump up and down on your head.

Biss' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Biss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.