Rencisslamnutguplimbepspag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain goblin.

Rencisslamnutguplimbepspag created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencisslamnutguplimbepspag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rencisslamnutguplimbepspag, she will turn you into a mole.

Rencisslamnutguplimbepspag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rencisslamnutguplimbepspag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Run away from indigo cats, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.