Cidsatgov is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil bat.

Cidsatgov created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidsatgov, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cidsatgov, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cidsatgov's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cidsatgov's Holy Commandments

1. Cidsatgov must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.