Yarlrandag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective cobra.

Yarlrandag created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlrandag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarlrandag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yarlrandag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yarlrandag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five seals approach from the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect three silicon sculptures of Yarlrandag on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Yarlrandag must be the most important thing in your life.