Bellbamgig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonest hedgehog.

Bellbamgig created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Bellbamgig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bellbamgig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bellbamgig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bellbamgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.