Zodruttonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful jellyfish.

Zodruttonk created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodruttonk, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zodruttonk, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zodruttonk's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zodruttonk's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Never hurt eagles.