Vilveenxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind hummingbird.

Vilveenxuc created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilveenxuc, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vilveenxuc, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vilveenxuc's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vilveenxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vilveenxuc's name in vain.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never jump in the presence of horses.

5. You must never eat strawberries.