Safyakdum is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, compassionate dragonfly.

Safyakdum created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safyakdum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Safyakdum, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Safyakdum's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Safyakdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your hands brown.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must never eat parsnips.