Fidtomyatzod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awesome bird.

Fidtomyatzod created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidtomyatzod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fidtomyatzod, she will laugh at you.

Fidtomyatzod's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fidtomyatzod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fidtomyatzod.