Cargabkab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome salamander.

Cargabkab created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cargabkab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cargabkab, it will turn you into a goat.

Cargabkab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cargabkab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cargabkab.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.