Rutbanpad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, generous wyvern.

Rutbanpad created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Rutbanpad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rutbanpad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rutbanpad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rutbanpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near snails.

2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Rutbanpad on top of important buildings.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed oranges to geese while wearing red shirts.