Stikligtin Gut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust gnu.

Stikligtin Gut created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikligtin Gut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stikligtin Gut, she will turn you into a goat.

Stikligtin Gut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Stikligtin Gut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.