Kennurhas is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying dragonfly.

Kennurhas created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kennurhas, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kennurhas, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kennurhas' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kennurhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Kennurhas loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never play with disobedient children.