Bodnabhog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, charitable tapir.

Bodnabhog created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnabhog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bodnabhog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bodnabhog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bodnabhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not take Bodnabhog's name in vain.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.