Nurfed is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing
cow.
Nurfed created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Nurfed, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Nurfed, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Nurfed's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Nurfed's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your back.
2. Goats are not to be trusted.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Never look at stars.
5. Do not take Nurfed's name in vain.