Fabgenfod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying wasp.

Fabgenfod created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgenfod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabgenfod, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fabgenfod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fabgenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never sit near eagles.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.