Naktarrig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating raccoon.

Naktarrig created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naktarrig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Naktarrig, he will think nothing of it.

Naktarrig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Naktarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near geese.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Naktarrig.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.