Stragtofcar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing armadillo.

Stragtofcar created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragtofcar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stragtofcar, he will be very unhappy.

Stragtofcar's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Stragtofcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Pray towards the east.