Wigtamflow is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, emotional slug.

Wigtamflow created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigtamflow, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wigtamflow, it will be mildly annoyed.

Wigtamflow's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wigtamflow's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Retreat if four ants approach from the east.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not make images of living things.