Zengempog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, resourceful badger.

Zengempog created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zengempog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zengempog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Zengempog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zengempog's Holy Commandments

1. Zengempog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.