Kinwonflag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm walrus.

Kinwonflag created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kinwonflag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kinwonflag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kinwonflag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kinwonflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.