Budtitkap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud swallow.

Budtitkap created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budtitkap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Budtitkap, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Budtitkap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Budtitkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not covet oxen.