Besskambed is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, compassionate wolf.

Besskambed created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besskambed, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Besskambed, it will turn you into a sheep.

Besskambed's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Besskambed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Besskambed.

3. Never wear magenta jumpers.

4. Always obey Besskambed's priests.

5. Do not stand on grass.