Sinmifrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, calm crow.

Sinmifrag created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sinmifrag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sinmifrag, he will not care at all.

Sinmifrag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sinmifrag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sinmifrag on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Sinmifrag's name in vain.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sinmifrag.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.